bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
(Source: iraffiruse, via stardust-to-dust)
Do you know me now,
all that shines inside of me?
Do you see the light? — Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
little things that help ease symptoms of depression:
- turn the lights on and open a window
- eat something healthy and drink ice cold water
- find a comforting album to listen to whenever things get bad
- take a long, relaxing bath
- do yourself up in full make up and hair
- be around people, even if you don’t think it will help
- watch something funny on netflix
- wear your favorite/most comfortable outfit
- immerse yourself in a hobby like drawing
- lose yourself in a really good book or movie
(Source: tofugoddess, via stardust-to-dust)
Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.
Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.
Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.
Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.
Nice monster hospitals would be amazing
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog. — A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)
whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY
Long I have traveled,
and broken now are my feet,
can I rest with you? — Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)